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the smart boy in Primary 3

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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky? *The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taki

The Blossom friends vol.2

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Nkechi led her mother to where Mc Jimah and Mc Biggy were performing, Mama Nkechi suddenly lost her attention for their perfomance. Nkechi left for shop to take care of sales and close when it was late. Nkechi got back home and wondered what could have kept her mother this late. It was 10:30pm when Mc Jimah and Mc Biggy closed for the day, everyone had left the venue but mama Nkechi remained and insist they keep performing till daybreak, it was a tough time for Jimah and Biggy to convince mama Nkechi that the show has closed for the day. Mama Nkech got home at 12:30am. As Mama Nkech woke Nkechi from sleep, Nkechi jumped up and shout,  Ghost!!! Mama Nkechi shouted I am not ghost oooo I am your mother. Watch out for what happened next in vol .3, don't miss out!!! The Blossom friends vol.2 watch out for the Blossom friends vol.3