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Christmas kpalava

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                                            Welcome to Gist me with 1plus1Entertainment Earlier today while the xmas groove was ongoing, some drama played out that actually beat over my imagination. the picture above is a picture of a young man who wanted to commit suicide on top of chicken, he pleaded everybody to kindly allow him to eat and reserve some in his stomach that after today there may be no more for him. He was rushing the chicken as if he has not ate for days. A picture of another young man who sent his chicken to join the Ancestors will be shown bellow. This young man aggressively murdered his chicken. According to the witness, this young man said he has spent all his earnings to take care of his chickens preparing them to sell and make more profit during the 2018 christmas festival. Unfortunately, the chickens died except one, he was so angry that he couldn't take it easy on the remaining chicken at all. Take a look at the drama from those pictures again. a

Police kpalava vol.1

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                                                 Welcome to Laugh with mcjimah comedy  I have come to realize that The only language Nigerian Police do understand is morning sir. whenever police officers greets, its always morning sir!!! Both in the morning, in the afternoon and in the night. i was amassed, then i approached an inspector of police and asked him; sir, why did police officers always greet morning sir at all the time including women police? He said i dont know, the right person to answer your question is the DSP. He directed me to the office of the DSP, i repeated the same question before the DSP "Sir why did police officers always greet morning sir at all the time? He looked at me and picked up the office phone, eeh, Sargent!!! report in my office immediately, Sargent reported with immediate effect and greeted morning sir!!! DSP get this idiot out of my office now!!! lock him up for 24 hours and bring him back here then i will attend to his question. Sargent turn

Hulda and Clement, Hulda want to make me fall in love.

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welcome to 1plus1Entertainment broadcasting center, the home of Entertainment. Hulda want to make me fall in love, an unforgotten moment in my life. It was a faithful night when i was seated inside a tricycle parked at the front of my house, i was quite boring, i started playing with my mobile phone, dialing numbers i never had on my phone just to get myself out of that boring moment. unfortunately, one of the calls went through and someone picked the call, behold!!! it was a lady. Hi, can i speak with Jane? she responded, this is not Jane. I Exclaimed, oh!! it was a wrong number, i end the call. She called back immediately, I picked the call, hello!! [SHE] hi, did you say you want to speak with Jane? [ME] yes!! [SHE] you never meant to speak with Jane, tell me the truth, who are you? [ME] you are right, I am Clement by name, i was in a boring moment and wanted to get myself out it, i started dialing the numbers I never had on my phone, by so doing you picked one of the calls, sorr