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Christmas kpalava

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                                            Welcome to Gist me with 1plus1Entertainment Earlier today while the xmas groove was ongoing, some drama played out that actually beat over my imagination. the picture above is a picture of a young man who wanted to commit suicide on top of chicken, he pleaded everybody to kindly allow him to eat and reserve some in his stomach that after today there may be no more for him. He was rushing the chicken as if he has not ate for days. A picture of another young man who sent his chicken to join the Ancestors will be shown bellow. This young man aggressively murdered his chicken. According to the witness, this young man said he has spent all his earnings to take care of his chickens preparing them to sell and make more profit during the 2018 christmas festival. Unfortunately, the chickens died except one, he was so angry that he coul...

Police kpalava vol.1

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                                                 Welcome to Laugh with mcjimah comedy  I have come to realize that The only language Nigerian Police do understand is morning sir. whenever police officers greets, its always morning sir!!! Both in the morning, in the afternoon and in the night. i was amassed, then i approached an inspector of police and asked him; sir, why did police officers always greet morning sir at all the time including women police? He said i dont know, the right person to answer your question is the DSP. He directed me to the office of the DSP, i repeated the same question before the DSP "Sir why did police officers always greet morning sir at all the time? He looked at me and picked up the office phone, eeh, Sargent!!! report in my office immediately, Sargent reported with immediate effect and greeted morning sir!!! DSP get this idi...

Hulda and Clement, Hulda want to make me fall in love.

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welcome to 1plus1Entertainment broadcasting center, the home of Entertainment. Hulda want to make me fall in love, an unforgotten moment in my life. It was a faithful night when i was seated inside a tricycle parked at the front of my house, i was quite boring, i started playing with my mobile phone, dialing numbers i never had on my phone just to get myself out of that boring moment. unfortunately, one of the calls went through and someone picked the call, behold!!! it was a lady. Hi, can i speak with Jane? she responded, this is not Jane. I Exclaimed, oh!! it was a wrong number, i end the call. She called back immediately, I picked the call, hello!! [SHE] hi, did you say you want to speak with Jane? [ME] yes!! [SHE] you never meant to speak with Jane, tell me the truth, who are you? [ME] you are right, I am Clement by name, i was in a boring moment and wanted to get myself out it, i started dialing the numbers I never had on my phone, by so doing you picked one of the calls, sorr...

Gist ME with 1plus1Entertainment a television reality Show anchoring by Cherish Parker's

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Gist ME with 1+1Entertainment A TeleVision Reality Show by 1+1Entertainment, showing on local TV Channels and online TVs. Host: Cherish Parker's Info us @ 08061651695 Cherish @ 07036760118 Powered by 1plus1entertainment.                       1+1ETV                       1plus1Etv               1plus1Entertainment TV. KNOW MORE ABOUT GIST ME WITH 1+1 ENTERTAINMENT TV SHOW GIST ME WITH 1+1 ENTERTAINMENT TV REALITY SHOW  is a Television Show /program designed by 1+1 Entertainment. This program is designed for the purpose of Entertaining the people, bringing the right information to the people, Educating the people about things that matters to them and Analysing the important matters in the society. Such as : Marriage /Relationship, Politics, The right of a child in the society, parental care, moral decadence, Celebrities...

Sad News and worried moment as the Group of terrorist Bokoharam murdered the second aid Worker Hauwa Liman

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Sad News and worried moment as the Group of terrorist Bokoharam murdered the second aid Worker Hauwa Liman This is so sad and worrisome. when would this Bokoharam insurgency stop in Nigeria? It was the major campaign point for mr President Muhammadu Buhari during the 2015 general elections that his Government would not be successful if he couldn't rescue and bring back our Chibok Girls. To our great surprise, the girls are being murdered from time to time, while others remain in captivity. what is the federal Government doing to stop this insurgency? The former Vice President Atiku Abubakar condemned the killing of Hauwa Liman and tell the Fg to do everything possible to rescue and bring back the remaining abducted Chibok girls and Leah Sharibu. The senate President Dr Bukola Saraki said the Senate would pay a condolence visit to the family of Hauwa Liman and ensure the survival of the remaining abducted Chibok Girls and Leah Sharibu. Mr President Muhammadu Buhari put a call th...

the smart boy in Primary 3

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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4. Principal: What is 3+3? Boy: 6. Principal: 6+6. Boy: 12. The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2? Boy: Legs. Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have? Boy: Pockets. Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut. Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky? *The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taki...

The Blossom friends vol.2

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Nkechi led her mother to where Mc Jimah and Mc Biggy were performing, Mama Nkechi suddenly lost her attention for their perfomance. Nkechi left for shop to take care of sales and close when it was late. Nkechi got back home and wondered what could have kept her mother this late. It was 10:30pm when Mc Jimah and Mc Biggy closed for the day, everyone had left the venue but mama Nkechi remained and insist they keep performing till daybreak, it was a tough time for Jimah and Biggy to convince mama Nkechi that the show has closed for the day. Mama Nkech got home at 12:30am. As Mama Nkech woke Nkechi from sleep, Nkechi jumped up and shout,  Ghost!!! Mama Nkechi shouted I am not ghost oooo I am your mother. Watch out for what happened next in vol .3, don't miss out!!! The Blossom friends vol.2 watch out for the Blossom friends vol.3